As we got towards the end of the last book, we found the children sitting at home painting. Then they started eating the paint! Yes, the books clearly state that the children we sucking the paint off the end of their paintbrushes and tasting it. The various colors of paint tasted different. They only did it a couple of times, and the text made it seem like it was just normal. But it had Violet and I looking at each other and wondering:
Is all magic in early children's literature simply a result of lead poisoning??
It would explain a lot. Narnia: nothing more than brain damaged hallucinations. Oz: Dorothy and the others who "visited" probably were peeling the paint off the walls shortly before their trip. And why don't most children today get to experience such out of body adventures? We've eliminated virtually all toxic children's art supplies. I think this is worth exploring. Perhaps when Violet is in graduate school it can be her dissertation thesis.
Until then, we are theorizing that the sand fairy was a stuffed monkey, the phoenix was a parrot, and they simply hallucinated time and space travel from within the nursery. And never eat your art supplies. Just in case.
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You all may be onto something. Have you seen this?
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/01/03/1393121/lead-cause-crime/?mobile=nc
Not as amusing as your theory though. :-)
Ha, love this!
My husband clearly remembers the taste of the lead paint chips, he chewed them on purpose as a kid.
But I don't think he's traveled anywhere because of it.
Hmm. Interesting theory. I would think one had been maybe SMOKING something to come up with it...
It's very possible. Might explain a lot about what goes on in those stories. I like how George Carlin goes into fairy tales, and how each of the characters in those were on "obvious, various drug trips". ;)
And I thought eating paste was bad... :oP
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